OH MOTHERFUCKER I left my bloody passport in Fal. AKA my ONE FUCKING FORM OF ID. brb kicking myself in the faaaaace. Maybe I still have my really ancient citizen card around somewhere. Maybe Housemate A hasn't left the house yet and I can beg her to retrieve it and send it to me. Argh. HOW DO YOU FORGET YOUR PASSPORT? WHO DOES THAT? Kicks self, ( Read more... )

AUGH I'm not used to how light my room is any more. Woke up at quarter to 8 of all things D: fml. Hopefully I can remaster the art of actually sleeping in here tonight so I don't die of potential hangover Wednesday morning.

So eeeeeee barthi is back in town. IT IS EXCELLENT. We totally traumatised an old couple at the next table along by talking about ( Read more... )

My fire alarm went off at half seven this morning D:

Conclusion: I will almost certainly burn to death one day, seeing as I just lay back down and stuck my fingers in my ears until it stopped.

My internet is fucked like a highstreet hooker D:

YOU DO NOT WANT TO KNOW HOW MANY TIMES IT HAS DISCONNECTED TODAY. And I wouldn't be able to tell you, anyway, because I have lost count. Just know that it is often.